L.A.S. Vino "FUCK HIM" Chenin Blanc 2019

Regular price $500.00

The label reads

Our wine is made in Margaret River, Australia, with vines imported from France, watered by Israeli irrigation and tended to by an American tractor. It’s made with grapes picked by a group of Irish, German, Estonian and Korean travelers under the supervision of a South African.

Those grapes are pressed with a Swiss press, and using an Italian pump the juice is transferred into French oak by a Hungarian Canarian and then bottled with the help of a lesbian. The wine is sealed with a cork from Portugal and wax from the Czech Republic and placed into boxes made in China. 

This was written with a program downloaded from India with a label designed by a legend in the USA, proofread by an Eurasian Australian woman in New York. Our wine is exported to Singapore, Sweden, Tokyo, Shanghai, Dubai and the U.K., and drank by those wanting to bring friends together from all countries, ethnicities, sexes, sexualties and religions! The flavour inside this bottle attests: we are more than where we come from. 

We are what we contribute.

Five dollars from every bottle sold is donated to the Aboriginal Legal Service. 

The Wine

Chenin Blanc from a singular organic/biodynamic vineyard at the northern end of the cape. Naturally fermented in older oak where it rested for 14 months with regular stirring. It tastes like:  pink grapefruit, passionfruit, passiona, pavlova and lime. 

We offer FREE delivery (single location only) for purchases over HK$1,500. For orders under HK$1,500, a delivery charge of HK$80 shall apply.  

At the moment, we ONLY deliver to Kowloon & Hong Kong Island districts. For any orders to be delivered to the New Territories, Discovery Bay, Sai Kung & Clearwater Bay, please contact us directly at info@ozterroirs.com and we will try our best to accommodate. 

We will deliver within two working days for orders received by 8:30pm Monday to Friday, depending on the delivery area. Orders received on Saturdays, Sundays or public holidays will be delivered the day following the next working day. 

The delivery service is available from Monday to Saturday. 

Delivery service will be suspended when typhoon signal No.8 or above or a black rain warning is hoisted. In this event, customers will be contacted to re-schedule the delivery time.  

We reserve the right to charge an additional delivery fee if the recipient is not available to accept the delivery at the given delivery time and delivery needs to be rescheduled.  

It is the responsibility of the customer to notify Oz Terroirs immediately of any change to their delivery address or contact details.